Texting my brother.

Never without a little bit of weird and/or discussion of bodily functions.

"Hey"
"Hey! Um I am so sorry. Left my phone in my room. Whats up??"
"sams party"
"Ooh! Birthday party? Whatcha doin?"
"having a dark room session"
"What's that?"
"its like getting high but u dont high. we just invented it"
"Lol um what? What are you doing? Sitting in a dark room? Not smoking I hope, mister."
"No, no smoking or drugs. just darkness"
"Hahaha that's funny. I'm sitting in a dark room too, but I have a book light on."
"U have to have like 10 friends and then talk about random stuff"
"Oh. Yeah there is no way I have that many friends!"
"Thats wierd cuz ur in college"
"I'm in college?!?!?"
"650 backflips over a cow"
"You can do that? Impressive."
"no but ghandi can"
"Ghandi is a code word for period."
"ur ghandi cuz its the beginning of the month"
"Not yet!"
"oh thats why ur using exclamation marks"
"No way I always text with lots of punctuation! Ghandi or no ghandi."
"with ghandi is mad without ghandi is over happy"
"Oh hahaha. Yeah well you will never understand!"
"unless i riencarnate"
"You better do a lot of good things or you will not be able to come back human! You will have to settle for a dog in heat."
"a dog in heat? what"
"That's what dogs get instead of ghandi."
"oh i didnt know that"